Achievers Anonymous: South Park: The Stick of Truth

Welcome to a very long overdue installment of Achievers Anonymous. If you’re unfamiliar with what’s going on here, please refer to our previous articles for more information. Today we are going to take a look at how to get three achievements for the game South Park: The Stick of Truth, made by Obsidian and Ubisoft. I am going to show you how to get the Made This For You, Acceptance, and Heisenberg Achievements, here we go.

Stick of Truth TQ 2

Achievement: Made This For You

Description: You Flung a Turd of your own creation at an enemy

Gamerscore Points Earned for unlocking : 15

This one is very simple, and soon as you are able to explore your house, go to the bathroom, and then to the toilet. Initiate the minigame, when it’s finished, pick up your “creation” and then go outside. As soon as you encounter a battle, go to the item selection screen, and the character will then throw it at the enemy, leaving them grossed out, and you with 15 more gamerscore points to brag about.

Stick of Truth 3 TQ

Achievement: Acceptance

Description: You accepted your fate and chose the name douchebag yourself

Gamerscore Points Earned for unlocking : 15

Another simple, but also very easy to miss achievement, takes place early on in the game. As soon as Cartman asks what your name is, type it in, then press start. After this is done, he will ask you a couple of times if you picked the name Douchebag. Hit yes twice, and 15 more gamerscore points are yours for the taking.

Heisenberg TQ

Achievement: Heisenberg

Description: You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman Goatee and Bald Cap

Gamerscore Points Earned for unlocking : 15

Things are a little more complicated here, but it’s still not too bad. Right before you head into the backyard of Cartman’s house at the start of the game, pick up the goatee in the dresser closest to his front door. Now head on over to the police station, go up the stairs, and then to the left. you will see a shelf of plaques near a vent. Shoot them down, and head up the cabinets, knock out the vent, and walk through it into the locker room.  Explore all of the lockers until you find the Jail Cell Key, head back down the stairs and use the key to open up Romper Stomper’s cell, the bald cap will be next to him inside of a bag.

Finally, right before you battle the Meth Tweekers at Kenny’s house, bring up the inventory screen, and then proceed to equip each of these items. After the battle is over, 15 more gamerscore points will be yours.

Well I hope that I helped you earn some easy achievement points, and if there are any other achievements that you are stuck with, let me know by leaving a comment below this post. Have fun everybody!