What Not To Wear In Public

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Alright peeps, this isn’t a guide on “how to dress,” this is a guide on “how not to dress” because I’m sure there are a lot of you out there who are lacking in the style department. Never fear, I’m here to help ease you out of “this is what I threw on because it was clean” to “I got mad style.” First, let’s go over a list of things I see a lot of men wear that they just shouldn’t, ever. Especially not all together.

1. Cargo Pants

You heard right. You’re not on a safari, you’re not camping, and you’re not Bear Grylls. I don’t care how comfortable or convenient these pants are, they are only acceptable in the above scenarios.

2. Witty T-Shirts That Show How Witty/Edgy You Are

No. Just no. You’re an adult. These t-shirts are just wrong, cliche, and make you look adolescent because you scream, “Look at how edgy I can be.” Puh-lease.

3. Gym Shoes Outside of the Gym

Those trainers that you sport around in because they’re comfortable or you don’t own anything else or you have them leftover from high school gym, get rid of them. Now. These are only acceptable when you’re doing something athletic or you need to run out of your house because it’s burning down.

Why is footwear so important fellas? Well, after your face and general physical appearance, it’s the first thing most ladies look at (if you’re not into ladies then just ignore this part because I can’t speak for non-ladies). It’s the harsh but real truth. I won’t even look at a guy twice if he’s got some ugly ass shoes on.

4. Different Coloured Cuffs

WTF? I was staring at images of dress shirts with different coloured cuffs and was just filling with rage. I get the concept behind this new fashion trend, it spices up the look and is something new. I was puzzled by my rage, but then I realized why. For this look to work you have to have your cuffs turned up, always, which is just disgusting. If you like to roll your sleeves up, you have to have it cuffed. If you wear your sleeves down, cuffed. I like the concept but not the execution because it looks tacky. I don’t care how much a shirt costs, this is tacky. Also, I hate striped button down dressy shirts. Just no. You may be thinking, “But what about a basic solid with the flashy cuffs?” Look at this. Still hideous.

5. Speaking of Tacky

Ed Hardy. Deep V-Neck on a guy. Aggressive dog motif. I don’t think I can describe my disdain accurately enough.

 

There. Now go purge your closets, save your money, and I’ll be back next week to help you dress yourself more appropriately. I’m telling you, dress better and you will start noticing the gaze of many admirers. Also, please feel free to post picture of outfits or questions about outfits and I’m more than happy to help out.

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  • Illmatic

    Nice article. I definitely agree with you on all of your points, except one. Wearing gym shoes outside of the gym looks pretty good. I’m not talking about wearing the same shoes you work out it. A fresh pair of Reebok ZigZags with some nice fitted jeans really compliments a fitted tee.

    • Anonymous

      The article is OK, if you like very well written articles. I will  disagree on a few things though, but before I disagree @illmatic, what the heck are Rebook ZigZags? I would rather wear rebook pumps. Also @fond, I actually like that Blue shirt with the colored cuffs, I don’t know what it is, i just like it. About the gym shoes, well I would say something like the Nike Air-Max Cross trainers that Em wears are ok with jeans, but that’s about it in terms of gym shoes.

      • Illmatic El Jefe de Jefes

        Troll!

        • Anonymous

          lol. Are you serious about Zig Zags? Those things are fugly.

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